🤡 a-Clown-plishments 🤡

Trophy wife? No. Only trolling wife.

King!!! (Orion) your waist is so SNATCHED!

• while stargazing

Derive this, integrate that; how about my deviating mental health!

Vitamin C will cure the gay.

Wow, vitamin cock.

Costco is the backbone of our society.

Tech哥 (gē)

Fraud on fraud violence.

That’s MY fraud, get your own!

Why is it always 你好吗 (Mandarin) and never 你好嗎 (Cantonese)?

Thinking too hard stresses me out; and I’m like coral.

If I’m stressed, I’ll die. 😊

If I had a penny for every time complaining about something worked out for me….well I might have a few dollars.