🤡 a-Clown-plishments 🤡

It's Clown Hours! honk honk

This is not tax advice

woke: getting T4s from employers and making sure to let them know if u haven’t received them

broke: not emailing anyone and just waiting for T4s to be uploaded to CRA then getting it directly from the government :)

It's just science

big tiddies, big brain

I only know what I know

Well lads, I can tell you I know what edging means, but I absolutely have no idea what hedging means.

Well... do you?

Just looked at a man in the eyes and was like… Gestures at pharmacy do you SEE A HORSE here!????

LET ME OUT!

drops a pill

oh no…it’s 離家出走 :(

It was a narcotic under house arrest at all times in the safe. I understand.

It was an n=1

My experimental results were pogger, but the conclusion was still cringe because ‘n’ values were too low.

  • Academic writing in 2025

Feral, you could say

I do not need drugs. I’m this wild already.

Maybe it's *just* cancer

Might not have covid, but might have cancer!

Just like grad school

Online dating, it’s like filling out grad school applications. Watching this process makes me tired.

my ex 🤝 my alma mater my ex is my alma mater

The WHAT zone?

THIS IS THE TOMODACHI ONLY ZONE